I just saw a girl twerkin with her graduate degree.
if-i-wanted-to-die: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon is an earthmelon a potato
gayerthanjew: i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
eveningowl: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused #literally exactly like america
vaspim: h0odrich: What is there to do in Chicago besides get shot shoot people
notcrazyshits: Simon & Marcy